Wednesday, October 18, 2006
me, my bro and dad compete wif each other wif YO MOMMA. these are some new shyt frm us.! waha.
YO MOMMA!
so hot, when she went swimmin', the water evaporates.
so stupid, when i asked her for the time, she observed her wrist when there's no watch.
so pretty, the mirror broke.
so huge, u gotta run around the stadium to see her ass.
so big, her dog got lost in between her cracks.
so ugly.... juz look at you!
so beautiful, even the dog is attracted.
so skinny, she could avoid rain drops by jumpin around.
so cute, when she put her finger on her cheek, the neoprint machine spoilt.
so dumb, she froze in her car when she saw the sign 'STOP'.
so stupid, when she saw a row of cones on the road, she went round the cone right and left wif her car.
so stupid, when she saw the 'no turning' sign on the road, she never turn all the way of her journey.
[todae]
stay back afta skool for around 2 hours wif suryana to meet up wif khaldun around 2.. gosh.. boring lah.. but suryana was being veri lame.. haha. u aint getting ma ring! muahaha! and u aint getting it unhooked! and u've gotta stae back afta skool tmr.. wahah!
and, we had aloota fawkin fun for the rocket thingy! wee.. got wet! haha but fun!
den i bring home the rocket.. wee..
we did something naughty todae again! haha.. how lyk dat.. cant even handle small temptation! haiyoh..
tomorrow going to temasek polytechnic..haha
ciao.
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